We built this city We built this city On sausage rolls

If you like bean enchiladas, And getting caught in the rain

Dudes don't get lost at sea like they used to

jeopardy question: it's the "dribbling sound" beloved by NBA fans everywhere. me: what is donk donk donk. sport noises for $800

"What in turd nation!?!" -What someone would say if they lived in a poop country

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Every time I close my eyes, the dark gets darker

Okay not to be insensitive, but how are there still Holocaust survivors

Oh no you guys, I'm pregnant

Eugh

I'm the Michael Jordan of oiled up twerk offs

I feel God in this Catholic orgy

pulp fiction? more like gulp dickballs

Ron Tonkin was at my bris