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Adam Sandler hates print interviews but you know he made an exception for Blackbird Spyplane the electronic-mail miracle ! ⏳⏳⏳ An all-timer, live now — only in your inbox and blackbirdspyplane.com/p/adam-sandler…

Pavement’s “Wonderwall” — We need to bring back mean cover songs

Sat behind someone on the flight from NYC to SF working on a pitch deck or whatever it’s called for a bunch of apps. I wrote down some of the apps’ slogans, each one is probably worth a few hundred thousand dollars at least

Age 23: I get Fleetwood Mac now Age 33: I get Steely Dan now Age 43: I get Pacific Vibrations, the band that wears straw hats and provides the live music at the Sunday farmers market now

A World Spyplane Exclusive Interview with Father John Misty the music king, talking about his incredible new album, the non-elective ego death of becoming a dad, maybe our lives are the vivid hallucinations of a curious God, is ‘brat’ demon shit & more! blackbirdspyplane.com/p/father-john-…

Probably the funniest joke of all time

crazy that kendrick would send this

one of the greatest new yorkers in history

If you read a biography of literally any great 20th century artist there is a chapter where they spend two straight years as a bedridden “sickly child,” honing their craft. You don’t see this so much any more and maybe it’s why there is no good art anymore

Drinking a Coke is Lindy but Mexican Cokes are Reddit, so high fructose corn syrup is based — and sugar is soy??

Tracking a package is broke behavior

This dog in my neighborhood loves to nap in front of a painting of himself

Enjoy the greatest profile ever written of Bong Joon Ho by me for the New York Times Magazine nytimes.com/2025/03/04/mag…

Saluting Bobby De Keyzer’s BOBCBC — the 24-minute movie of the year — in today’s sletter. Tapped in with Bobby and got bolts landing wisdom from Spyplane Skate Correspondents willy 🌜💧 and p0rtmanteau

In the 24 hours this piece has been out I’ve heard from 4 New Yorker staff writers, 17 editors at the FT, New Yorker, New York and WaPo, & 146 freelancers for GQ, ESPN, NYT, The Ringer, i-D etc. They are begging me to launch “The Spyplane Media Network” blackbirdspyplane.com/p/certified-sn…

Don’t see machetes as much as you used to

Crazy new Reuters / Ipsos poll finds that fewer than 5% of Americans under the age of 35 know how to use scissors to cut different letters out of a newspaper and paste them into a ransom note. We are witnessing “human change” in real time

Fellas, be careful if you're with your wife under white sheets in the magic hour, she's giggling, then gazing at you intensely, and there's a field of wheat outside. It *is* a flashback, you are in WW2, & your marriage will fray when you come home and have PTSD at the supermarket