Turns out both Variteks are highly skilled at knowing what signals to give Curt Schilling.

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Please send air. Thanks.

Just fucking wrecked to hear this. I’ll write about it soon, but just … fuck.

Depression fucking LIES to you. Your own brain BETRAYS you. Ride it out. Every time. Seek support. Get help.

Rest in peace, Heather. I’m so sorry it ended like this.

If you’re suicidal, call 988.

Been taking a nice, long break from politics, but I gotta say that there’s something terribly satisfying about coincidentally getting a tour of the Capitol from my son the congressional intern on the same day a bunch of racist scumbags got convicted of seditious conspiracy. 👍🏻🇺🇸

Woke up to a text message from my son containing a link to a brand-new Foo Fighters song from a soon-to-be-released album that I had no idea was coming. Kid made my day.

So happy these guys are getting after it again so soon after losing Taylor ... & I bet he would be, too.❤️🥁

I think it's worth noting that Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl once provided me with his home phone number so I could call him for a pre-arranged interview ... and that is the only time I ever used it. Not once did I ever get drunk enough to call him and say 'I love you, man.'

please congratulate me on my new position! it is the fetal position, i will be in it for awhile

53.
Cheers.

Me, January 2022: “I’m gonna get in the best shape of my life!”

Me, January 2023: “This Dunkin’ muffin has blueberries in it, which contain antioxidants. I’m basically working out right now.”

🥳🍾

Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays, everyone. Wherever you are, whomever you’re with, I hope you’re feeling safe, warm & loved.

Am I the only one who feels compelled to leave on all the Christmas lights — indoors and out — all night long on Christmas Eve? 🎄

Sportsball is crazy today.

The only football game I look forward to each year, and this year’s was the best I’ve ever seen. Way to go, Army Football!
#GoArmyBeatNavy

tl;dr: “I crave attention. The 51-seat majority gave me less of what I crave, so now I’ve found a new way to get it.”

Another great day for democracy. Way to go, Georgia! 👍🏻👊🏻🇺🇸