Nothing, BBC News (UK). Why, what are people saying? 👀

In fairness, if I'd had to choose between self-isolation from every other person on earth and going to *this* party...

My phone being a little patronising here, I'd say.

Is this... good?

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If only you'd known, @pickettjon.

A Christmas nightmare, Matt Senior

Comic Sans, I'm voting Conservative now.

"I do not want primary school children full stop" Former minister in the DfE.

Great sense of humour. Definitely voting Conservative. 👍

Lovely stuff. Definitely voting Conservative.

Jon Senior What do you think? Trying to keep it classy.

Former education minister might like to know that her final sentence here isn't, in fact, a complete sentence. A year 6 child would be expected to know that. I'll assume the "they" is a typo (though I would also expect a year 6 child to check for these).

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