You’re using AI to write, I’m neck deep in the thesaurus trying desperately to find a new synonym for “gazed”, we are not the same

blue jean babyyyy …. la ladyyyyy … seamstress for the band …

guy who has only seen veep: getting a lot of ‘veep’ vibes from this…

new season of ginny and georgia is so good idgaf

I have to go to bed at 8pm about this

i play the same 16 songs everyday and they hit every time

i want to open the windows so bad but it’s 90 degrees out

seeing grown ass lesbians talk about being “disappointed” in jojo siwa for dating a man is crazy she’s barely an adult

imagine Hating on me and im just like okay . ^_^ yay 🩷

why is ed sheeran making punjabi music

i don't want to clean my fridge

i promise you can stick your fingers in my enclosure i won’t even bite i promise

WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE

I kin her. I kin this teenage girl

if by paternalistic you mean belittling then yes

pride in dc this weekend which means i’ve walked past like 20 gay guys dressed like paul mescal the ten minutes i’ve been outside

Me trying to insult Gary from Veep:

Can you feel me looking at your location on find my friends, do you feel like there’s an angel watching over you

somehow got salsa in my phone's charging port

trying to convince ppl to watch ginny and georgia as a 25 year old