Bob Odenkirk says he's made amends with Mario. “I wanted to kill Mario, rip that mustache off his face, jam it down his throat. It was gonna be bloody. But recently i realized just how small our issues are in the great symphony of the cosmos. I Love You Mario." (Source: IGN)

this is literally chatgpt

Gulliver’s Travels

Sleepy Diesels 😴

SALES THREAD: All needs to go! Prices include shipping.

did the organist play the Thomas theme???

He’s always there!

Millennials be like “I did a thing” when they get married, like no shit I can tell

He’s such an UNC

I don't think toddlers should get 9-5 jobs to eat food

What Ohtani is doing is pretty incredible but until he’s a functioning alcoholic, chain smoking cigs, and inhaling hot dogs in between innings he has nothing on Babe Ruth

Is this game actually happening??

America has a fucking fentanyl crisis

Republican Accountability The left is having conversations about expanding food and healthcare coverage amid a recession, and the right is talking about how low they can draw the line for pedophilia. Tell me it's hard to see which side is fucking evil.

Steam engine fanatic Neil Leighton today revealed how he invested his £1m lotto win into a collection of Thomas the Tank Engine memorabilia - now worth as much as a real-life train.

Hey guys, bit of a serious post. I’ve been very skeptical of doing this, but I’m going to be opening DVD commissions. Me & my mom are VERY tight on money right now, so the prices are steep, but I promise good quality & good quality control. I will only send the burn files.

BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein survivors just released this incredibly touching Public Service Announcement. Make it go viral! Trump is so disgusting for covering us up.

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