Hey, Satan!

Hulk Hogan has arrived in Hell.

Watcher.Guru trump after receiving all the donations from Venmo and PayPal users

TRUMP: I'M ALLOWED TO GIVE MAXWELL A PARDON

$ETH July candle (+66%) beat the May candle (+58%) That’s absolutely insane. A couple more candles like this and we’re in my Cycle Top zone for $ETH 😏

I fired my scale for showing me overweight.

Meet the new Commissioner of the Bureau of Labor Statistics.

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He Didn’t Fire The Labor Statistics Boss Because The Job Numbers Was Bad! He Fired Her B/c He Knows The Upcoming Job Numbers Are Going To Be Even Worse!!!!!

Japan and Brazil, both fed up with the United States, are looking to begin trading beef with each other for the first time in history. America First = America Last.

*US JULY CORE CPI RISES 3.1% Y/Y; EST. +3.0% We officially have 3% inflation again.

It's been 7 MONTHS And still no explanation from $MELANIA team on why: • $30M tokens from team wallets were sold • $10M tokens were removed from the community pool and sold

*PRESIDENT TRUMP: GOLDMAN SACHS CEO DAVID SOLOMON WAS WRONG ABOUT TARIFF IMPACTS ON THE MARKET... HE SHOULD BECOME A DJ OR TAKE A NEW JOB

Trump is now attacking Goldman Sachs and David Solomon.

🚨*EJ ANTONI SUGGESTS SUSPENDING MONTHLY JOBS REPORT We tried warning all of you. Too bad you didn’t listen. Now enjoy the consequences.

🚨 BREAKING: Trump’s pick to run the Bureau of Labor Statistics, EJ Antoni, just floated the idea of suspending the monthly jobs report until it’s “corrected.” Translation: they want to stop publishing the country’s most closely watched economic report right as job numbers are

Pulte If I had a Bitcoin for every time you said that, I could probably pay off the additional debt the US will accrue over the next 4 years.

Trump asks for somebody to “inform Jerome ‘Too Late’ Powell that he is hurting the housing industry.” Rate cuts does not mean your mortgage rates goes down! Please understand this concept!

JD Vance gets heckled by bystanders as he goes to Shake Shack for lunch just now.

Bitcoin just dropped below $109K, down 13% from its high less than two weeks ago. Given all the hype and corporate buying, this weakness should be cause for concern. At a minimum, a decline to about $75K is in play, just below $MSTR's average cost. Sell now and buy back lower.