First Hint: How can you give before you gig?

Welcome to parenthood, it takes approximately 47 seconds after you finish vacuuming for crumbs to magically reappear on the floor.

Where are you getting this info? Marjorie Taylor Greene?

CEO pay is up 1,085% since 1978, while typical worker pay is up just 24%.  Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?

Maybe Trump should try to get Russia to be the 51st State? Trump says Putin has 'gone absolutely CRAZY,' considering more sanctions on Russia - reuters.com/world/europe/t…

Going under for a colonoscopy today. I might finally understand the meaning of the phrase “Up in this bitch.”

One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet. Because if they were outside your feet I don't think you'd be too concerned with fractions.

Turns out the only person who is actually releasing criminals into the country is donald trump.

I just want to read a single news story on CNN without being hit with an ad for wrinkle cream.

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After threatening remote workers to return to the office, Elon Musk find himself being threatened to “get back to the office.” top1000funds.com/2025/05/instit…

I think China just fucked Elon Musk right in the ass. unionrayo.com/en/china-cyber…

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People have gone absolutely insane

So much for Trump “bringing manufacturing back.”

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