me! me, pick me! look, pick me! look!!! pick me! delta work reaction video stan twitter drag race queen on floor begging and pleading pickme stan twitter meme

Tacos need to go back being a 1.50 because $4 for street tacos is insane man

I’m very been waiting patiently for a response from Puffco UPS dropped off my package at the wrong building. How long does it take to get an email response from your team? I emailed you as soon as it happened. It’s been an entire week.

How you a man and dont have a bush?

It sure why I requested a call back when I answered the call and ups said hold on for 5 more minutes. But I already waited 25 mins for the call back.

why does nobody ever talk about how you can talk to someone at work every single day for YEARS… then change jobs and NEVER speak again.

I don’t think my grandfather, the inventor of reeses peanut butter cups, would be too pleased to hear about this

Andrew arrested on his birthday!!

ARREST THEM ALL!

I have acquired the Chappell Roan mask

good morning

sonja morgan should sue

my father is bisexual so this is his shelf in his freezer that he only uses for chilling martini glasses. he will get mad and start yelling about how no one respects him if we put anything else up there.

This Is Why I Don’t Have Telekinesis Bc I Know I Would Have The Fiercest Hemorrhoids Omg 🤕

Madeline Kahn would’ve been a great oh mary

Society: “those ADHD meds are addictive and harmful.” My patients: “I keep forgetting to take my ADHD meds, can we talk more about this, and come up with strategies to remember?” XO, Dr. Jen

That ANTM theme song could wake me from a coma, I promise you.