i want this transcript printed and framed

chiefs good bengals bad!!

times change

all my friends hate neck pickups!

Hey MrBeast would you pay 5 of us $250,000 to drive cross country in a minivan and sleep on floors every night? Every day we will perform the tedious task of loading/unloading gear while mildly to severely intoxicated. we will only eat fast food and only shit at gas stations

Nolan Arenado is the greatest American

doom scrolling on venmo brb

haley’s bday is tomorrow aww we love haley!

Enjoy the show! #STLCards

in line at publix and no one knows i’m wearing toe socks

happy Wrestlemania to all who celebrate

The As should have free baseball the last month of their last season in Oakland

LOL same

i can’t wait til @Indoor__Living gets one of those”Top Fan” badges on the local news facebook pages

good girl, good friends, good dog, good life ☺️

on may 6 2015 my father saw grimace entering mc donalds

happy father’s day!