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Real

when someone says something so cokeboysphobic you gotta hit em with the tunnel vision stare

30 days off the juice lemme get a fuck yeah for your boy one time 🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴

my son told me playboi carti was the goat so I enrolled him in a math & science enrichment summer program out of concern.

lmfaaaooo

dogs are sick but cats are really on a whole another level

Ice cold Asahi in Tokyo, less than a quid each!👌🏻 🇯🇵

the year is 2038 and you owe $50,000 of burrito debt to doordash but you can pay it all off by living in mr beasts minivan for 80 days

I remember who fucked w brockhampton. You not low

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid physique and relatively clean house

fully official w the Dominicans in the grocery. 27 years u new to this I’m true to this

first in office hangover in 7 months has me thinking…. What’s worse? Hungover on a plane or hungover in the office? #lmk

just got a noise complaint for the dolo pregame at the holiday inn. it’s not a game ‼️

you kno you can

Bought a croissant and threw it straight in the bin COYG

2 years today no smokin nada lemme get a fuck yeah for ya boi 1 time