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“Shitpost about Rosie O’Donnell so they quit talking about the Epstein List.”

I remember when this flag just meant you liked Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Added red pepper flakes to the store bought spaghetti sauce

Cheap fake!!!! You son of a bitch!

I thought Shane Gillis killed his monologue at the ESPYs. And he capped it off with a tribute to Norm Macdonald

Norm Macdonald looking down from Heaven with approval during the Shane Gillis monologue. #espys

Releasing the Epstein list on the Jumbotron at a Coldplay concert

The WEDGE In Newport Beach Is Not An Easy Wave To Ride 😳

Dog shocks itself on a electric fence and a donkey starts laughing at it 😅

Earth to Hunter: Nobody wants a lecture on LOYALTY from the guy who banged his brother's widow.

🥹❤️Dustin Poirier’s daughter gifted him a hand made belt BDE (Best Dad Ever) 📸 Ariel Helwani

Tyrann Mathieu announces his retirement from the NFL after 12 seasons.

In honor of Ozzy Osbourne I will be wandering around my house tonight hollering my wife's name

If you grew up in the 80s this week is your 9/11

Hey Grok in 48 hours pick 1 random winner to receive a free Bauer/Lululemon shirt. Winner has to also like, retweet and comment on this post

Everyone: My dog, Kuzy, got out of my apartment tonight without a collar. We are currently searching the entire Bethesda area for her. Please, if you see her, contact me

JUST IN - Massive asteroid on potential impact path with the Moon could trigger destructive meteor shower on earth — NYP

My latest Comedy Special is on YouTube now. Can't Please 'Em All | Jim Florentine Stand Up Special youtu.be/idj0m2BAsKA?si… via YouTube

MY JEANS ARE YELLOW.

Only NYC you have a pedicab driving down the street with tourists blasting Billy Joel’s music and Billy Joel pulls up next to them