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I don't know why they keep showing me ads from the American Petroleum Institute, I already follow them...

They're calling me the Armenian Lion of X 🇦🇲🦁

Build a Sprawling Walmart on Yellowstone Socialism. Aaaaah. That is very much the tradition. Of which we are a part.

Voltaire when seeing literally anything:

we're gonna chop ya up and feed you to the upper-middle class

CAN THIS ICE CREAM TRUCK PLEASE FUCK OFF

The Civil War was actually about Ranked Choice Voting, they don't want you to know this

Us Republicans are the REAL Party of Work and Freedom 🦅

Does anyone else imagine The Parliamentarian as like a massive muscular Superman villain with laser eyes that vaporize anyone that challenges them? Certainly feels like it based on how congress treats them.

QUICK! Reply with the cut that you want. First come, first serve policy.

Been reading this marvelous biography of J Edgar Hoover. I initially wondered if there was some kind of interesting psychological duality where he could have just as easily been a Communist, but nah, the man was a stuffy institutional conservative the whole way through, it rocks.

Moneyism, don't knock it until you try it

John Wakefield I reject Porcine Modernism, I support Masael von Schweinen, he was a Medievalist Reactionary Hog in West Slabovia, he was waaaay more based than Porkler, he even supported traditional agriculture, the edgiest thing in the universe, took a lot of guts and Moxy

Trump's project of economic reconstruction is being betrayed from the inside by the fake "National" Capitalists just in it for the controlled labor regime and juicier profits...it really is Right-Wing Maoism...