when Dave Grohl has tough moments in meetings he goes, "What's that, ghost of Kurt? You think my ABC reality show about teaching rich children to make music for commercials would be good for your legacy? Wow. Well i'll tell them

THE JOHN V. VARIETY HOUR rides again with GENDER NEUTRAL SONG, a murderfucked dance track about sexuality, with an insane MV by a. petrov . I’m back bitch. Please share, I paid $10k to post this in full

Much like cats have "nine lives" I have a theory that every man can fumble an X amount of bad bitches. I have hit the maximum. It is truly the end. I will spend the rest of my living days as a bachelor who has cool belt buckles instead of children

It would've been so sick if you found your old Bitcoin wallet from 2012 that you put $80 in to buy molly and it was worth like 3 million dollars now and you tried to sell it to some yakuza guys and they shot you point blank in the face you don't even see it coming it's just over

I may have fumbled a rich wife, many bad bitches, let my best friend die, totaled 4 other promising bands, and kept my abusive parents alive for a decade––but at least I'm still a Cuban guy who grew up in a latino neighborhood and looks like a WASP serial killer... Wait, FUCK!!!

Jokes are basically so simple. First you have a setup, and then you have a punchline, and then you have "tags", which are little riffs you add on to the last punchline. And then you keep writing them until nothing is funny to you anymore and your life is ruined

FYI: If you support Austin Powers you support the ridicule of federal agents. And I pray to god they'll keep you safe while you laugh away at Austin Powers drinking human shit that he belileves is coffee

(football announcer) And it looks like a touchdown by Aaron Rodgers, who is straight. Seems like he's heading for the locker rooms, no doubt to look at pictures from Playboy magazine and Carmen Electra

This is a crazy find with insane nostalgic pathos. This should play around the world when Secret Real Y2K happens and all the computers start exploding

I cacn't believe Dave Grohl of legendary rock group Nirvana came out as fronting another band called The Foo Fighters for ~30yrs and making over 100 songs that sound like generic movie trailers for the actual music

This is the sheet music for "Everlong"

menacing flamboyant Game of Thrones side character: you're Dave Grohl's bastard aren't you.... well you certainly share his sweet goatee... Come this way quietly, lad––perhaps we can find you a les paul guitar and a giant pair of denim jeans

never say “fuck you, another subject, and a third thing”. No one has ever sounded cool doing that. It’s always the beginning of a really embarrassing rant. Like, fuck the webmaster. Fuck the mods, and fuck the Lego community

All of you were just calling a bunch of undergrad students "nefarious subtle evil" for protesting the Gaza genocide a few months ago, including the guy that you quoted. He actually used the word evil

If you had a sworn enemy a fun thing to do would be to mail them every new god awful season of the Simpsons. Just fucking hitting them every year. And not just the normal blu rays but like the ultimate edition where some Chinese kids had to fold in a diorama of HOmer to sell it

I know people are going to talk shit but I literally just saw The Mutant last week for tea and he was so healthy his veins were all pulsating and his eyes were green

Ginger beard tender man in this crowded cafe is tuning a real ukulele and I feel like we’re all just sitting around letting a shooter assemble his rifle

While this place is discussing them for their only 10 seconds ever, I would like to point out the nifty trick that, if you speed up Jane’s Addiction’s cover of “Ripple” a little it sounds exactly like Animal Collective/tons of other indie rock from ~15yrs later. I’m serious dude

Can't imagine a worse fate than being Dave Grohl's second family... Being the household equivalent of the Foo Fighters. Humiliating

THis place is getting so bad it's causing internet regression and i'm honestly all for it. I love seeing the posts like "Look at this famous hot babe streamer NIP SLIP" and the comments are all AOL 8.0 style "holy shit thats a nipple alright...."