i'm going to be moderating tonight's debate. all my questions are going to be about whether to adopt the metric system. personally i don't think we should be weighing or measuring anything in the first place and i expect my personal bias to make a circus of the entire evening

i have decided not to vote for donald trump

That was a good old-fashioned ass-whupping. 🇺🇸

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

do it for the vine

I’m gonna vote for Kamala Harris

Tweeted that I was voting for Kamala Harris and Elon Musk ran me over with a Tesla

Jimmy Carter is set to appear on ‘Talk Tuah’ with Hailey Welch.

by the age of 25 you should have seen every classic movie or else you’re stupid and uncultured and annoying and all your friends talk about you behind your back and you’ll never find true love

Time to drink heavily #undaunted

I’m fine btw, I’m just a Brewers fan

Yo THE BOYS if you ever need a young homelander look-alike, hit me up!!!

A women’s professional baseball league is set to launch in 2026 👀 via: Just Women’s Sports

#ClimateChange is moving faster than we are. Record-breaking temps and escalating disasters: #COP29 is a critical moment to stay below 1.5˚C. Nations must bring bold climate plans and commit real $$ to protect people & nature. #ActForOurPlanet WWF Climate & Energy

WHAT A WAY TO WIN. @PACKERS SURVIVE. #GBvsCHI

The NL Manager of the Year Award winner is Pat Murphy of the Milwaukee Brewers!

♥️😍

Name a scene where a director went ‘God Mode’

It's time to #ProBowlVote! Each RT is a vote for our offense! #JoshJacobs #TuckerKraft #JordanLove #ChristianWatson #RomeoDoubs #ElgtonJenkins #DontayvionWicks #JaydenReed #SeanRhyan #JoshMyers #ZachTom #RasheedWalker

Tonight, I’m watching the new Wallace & Gromit film I’ve been eagerly waiting for: “Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl.”