City of dreams

I never conquered, rarely came Sixteen just held such better days

The Ubermensch is the guy walking down fifth avenue with his shirt off but slacks and office badge on

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Secretariat-pilled my buddy’s dad over the weekend

Aura farming one strapping my company backpack at the bar

Welcome to another episode of the Parking Lots podcast. I’m Joe Driventhal. (And I’m Tracy Motorway.) Coming up: how Zohran Mamdani’s “Parking for the People” plan could trigger a derivatives meltdown

We’re so blessed to exist in the golden age of girl pop

Hey boto3—if you really are a woman, why do you have a young boy as your pfp?

Type shit

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There’s a lot to like about FiDi. The centuries-old piss smell that intensifies after it rains for some reason isn’t on the list

Every few months I attempt the 50 states quiz, every few months I score 48

A situation, if you can monitor it

Gf told me if I “had a pussy it would be scary”. Kind of rude if you ask me

Francis Ford Coupleabeers

Please give me a green card I’m doing everything I can

Moid summit