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Johnson Street Bridge

@johnsonstbrdg

Government-funded bridge. Even more indestructible and ethical than Adam Stirling.

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calendar_today28-04-2022 23:51:08

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Good news, TownshipOfEsquimalt has upgraded their life-saving infrastructure & repainted the ā€˜bike lane’ lines in front of the Country Grocer Plaza… Now I must make the obligatory reminder to y’all that paint isn’t infrastructure & this stretch is a disaster, especially on the CG side

Good news, <a href="/EsquimaltBC/">TownshipOfEsquimalt</a> has upgraded their life-saving infrastructure &amp; repainted the ā€˜bike lane’ lines in front of the Country Grocer Plaza…

Now I must make the obligatory reminder to y’all that paint isn’t infrastructure &amp; this stretch is a disaster, especially on the CG side
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Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do to find a parking space in this town… amiright??? (And no, this wasn’t a trades person, not that that would make this remotely justifiable)

Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do to find a parking space in this town… amiright???

(And no, this wasn’t a trades person, not that that would make this remotely justifiable)
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Don’t Dox me. My message doesn’t require my identity to be known. We need safer streets & more enforcement on people who break the law and endanger lives. You’re welcome to disagree with me, but don’t dox me. It will end badly, & unless you’re evil, you don’t want it to go there.

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I’ve hesitated to put this on Twitter but, even though this is not from twitter, it sets a precedent in general for NIMBYism. The site has been collecting dust for decades… on with it! Build the housing. Also, as the Blue bridge in question, I’m down with more people using me!

I’ve hesitated to put this on Twitter but, even though this is not from twitter, it sets a precedent in general for NIMBYism. 

The site has been collecting dust for decades… on with it! Build the housing. Also, as the Blue bridge in question, I’m down with more people using me!
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Sometimes I look longingly across my span to the abandoned trains at Roundhouse and think, ā€œwhy can’t I have trains? I love trains! Trains are the best!!!ā€ Trains aren’t coming back though, to me at least, ever. Some other infrastructure might get to enjoy trains though. 🤷🤷🤷

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If you think it’s perfectly acceptable, and not at all a safety hazard to allow these types of vehicles on our roads… then I hope someone you love gets killed by someone driving a big dumb truck. Maybe then your eyes will be opened? Ps. Why the hell is ever word capitalized?

If you think it’s perfectly acceptable, and not at all a safety hazard to allow these types of vehicles on our roads… then I hope someone you love gets killed by someone driving a big dumb truck. Maybe then your eyes will be opened?

Ps. Why the hell is ever word capitalized?
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We’re all going to die because assholes have egos. It’s stupid really when you think about it. Climate change isn’t a Poltical topic, it’s a fact, and not a subjective one, it’s very much objective. Have fun burning to death. I hope you don’t have children you love. Ugh.

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When, while driving a car, was the last time you turned on a dime to hug and chat with a friend on the side of the road?? Probably never, would be my guess. Yet another added benefit of travel by bike. ;)

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If you tried to sell a $30 box fan for $200 on marketplace in the middle of the 2021 heat dome that literally killing hundreds of people perhaps this is why bad things happen to you? You get the energy you put out. Maybe don’t try to advantage yourself at the cost of others?

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Someone please make a zombie-styled game where the zombies are NIMBY’s and you have to work hard to build housing and bike lanes to stop their persistent advance. Each time you blow a NIMBY away a different absurd (real quote) from media appears on screen and you laugh.