hey, toronto, did you know that you can make an appointment with @playcanpress then go by and have canadian plays just selected out of the stacks for you and also that annie is very nice? anyway, had a great morning.

The best stand up advice I’ve gotten so far is “maybe don’t open your set with jokes about wanting to kill yourself”

hire me to write so i can buy more books. ♾

i like los angeles.

i don’t know where i am supposed to be posting my random brain drizzle these days. this place is a pit of pure evil but everything else feels like a new marble bathroom you don’t want to shit in just yet.

Rogers is down again. Nationalize the telecoms!

According to Hp30 (this is an index like Kp, but it averages over 30 minutes instead of 3 hours), we are in a G5 storm. Anything over "9.0" is G5-- we are at "11". Time will tell if this #solarstorm has the punch to cause Kp to reach G5 as well. #SpinalTap references duly noted.

Woah, G5 (extreme) geomagnetic storm conditions have been attained due to the recent CME(s) from AR 13664, with solar wind speeds at ~750 km/s and the north–south (Bz) magnetic field component almost reaching –50 nT. Enjoy the aurora show out there! 💫

did you know that during severe solar storms like this, satellites can drop from the sky? we have also let elon musk put a bunch of them up there. so…how is your service today, starlink customers?

dispatches from whitehorse. (it’s wildfires that caused this, not the sun, btw - don’t worry, we still have multiple catastrophes to freak out about.)

did the sun’s radiation drag me back to twitter!? i dunno but i do like the science here.

haven’t been on twitter in a while but i have the biggest following here and a very important question: what is the gooiest movie of all time?

We flirted with G5 storm conditions earlier with the precursor, but now the main event is here. We're inside the core of the #solarstorm and entering G5-level territory again. This time to stay. It would not surprise me to see G5 conditions for the next 6+ hours. Expect sporadic

a few minutes ago on the line between #toronto and #scarborough. #aurora #dlws #eyestotheskies #solarstorm

David Lynch, our beloved dad, was a guiding light of creativity, love, and peace. On Monday, January 20th—what would have been his 79th birthday—we invite you all to join us in a worldwide group meditation at 12:00pm NOON PST for 10 minutes. Let us come together, wherever we