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calendar_today04-03-2008 19:13:56

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Yet another Iowa hospital is shuttering its birthing unit, citing an inability to recruit doctors and a sharp decline in patient numbers, ⁦Christopher Braunschweig⁩ reports. More than 40 such units have closed in Iowa since 2000, mostly in rural regions. newtondailynews.com/news/local/202…

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The Bell Riots end on day 3 (as per the scripts of #StarTrekDS9's "Past Tense I+II" and visual evidence from the second part of the episode) on Tuesday the 3rd of September 2024 - today. What happens next is up to us!

The Bell Riots end on day 3 (as per the scripts of #StarTrekDS9's "Past Tense I+II" and visual evidence from the second part of the episode) on Tuesday the 3rd of September 2024 -  today. What happens next is up to us!
John Pemble (@johnpemble) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Three years ago Terror Vision Records & Video released a fine edition of the WNUF Halloween Special. Now, they are making a find home video edition of the sequel. Preorder is in. terror-vision.com/store/wnuf-2

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It’s the weekend. My opportunity to remind you to move your big time participation to Threads. X is a shithole. Please RT. And remember every time you choose to post on X instead of Threads, God kills a kitten while burning a puppy. Yeah, that’s how much God hates X.

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Every time you post here not to bash X / Twitter, God kills 1 kitten, 5 golden retrievers, 30,000 goldfish, and gives cancer to 3 of nicest people you know. I mean if that doesn’t convince you to go to talk shit about Twitter and move to Threads - JFC. You are cold.

John Pemble (@johnpemble) 's Twitter Profile Photo

For months I’m advocating use of this platform to only be a promotion of something like Threads and of course to reinforce this platform has sucked for a long time. Please, pursue social media whatever anywhere but here.

John Pemble (@johnpemble) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Lots of discussion as to whether Threads or Bluesky is a good fit. Hey, anything other than this shithole is a good fit. But seriously, is it shithole or shit hole? I mean it’s a hole of shit either way but dammit I need help when talking shit about this platform.

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Your next post here should be a scathing assessment of ol Twitter. And example, this is a fucking fuck nothing piece of fuck platform. See. Real simple.

John Pemble (@johnpemble) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Still posting here without mentioning what a pile shit this platform is? I judge. The smell of fecal matter is all over your fingers. Who likes that? Nobody. Well, hang on. Clearly some do.

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Jesus Christ, Bluesky is such a better space with even a few dozen followers. Threads is working well too. Why the fuck are you on this platform? It’s fucking so over here. So. Over.

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My late night rant: this platform sucks. Until the dipshits that run this remove me, I’m doing only doing shit talk posts about this platform being a shithole here. You should do the same. It’s what George Washington would do. I time traveled. GW said EL is a dipshit.

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Fuck this platform. Leave it. But keep your account to maintain your identify / handle and to occasionally post about X being a platform for fucking dipshits. It’s terrible. And it’s owned by a fuckhead.

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This platform Look, I’ve made it clear For months Your account here should only be used to declare X as a shit portal to shit.