If the Cleveland Cavaliers win the 2018 NBA finals I’ll buy everyone who retweet’s this a jersey...

Hey Patton! Will sign my copy of "I'll Be Gone in the Dark" tonight in Citrus Heights? Patton Oswalt

Are you in Sacramento? Paul Holes

Hey man, thanks! I got into a major fight with my girlfriend because of you! Boz Scaggs

Retweet this tweet if you think we should do another 3p pop culture game!

Hey S. E. Hinton My step-daugher is currently reading The Outsiders. I tried to tell her that I am most like Soda Pop cause he is the coolest. She disagrees. Can you help a fan out and let me know that he is, indeed, the coolest character in the novel? Thanks.

Hey Jake (the 80s & 90s never ended in my world) Rudh and the Transmission team. Are you live tonight? My girl Staci, who has fibromyalgia, is having a rough spell right now. I would love a Cure dedication from me to her if you can. We are from Sacramento and listen every week!

600 RTs (6x100yds/game) and I’ll get the students at my #STOPBullying assemblies today to do Adam Thielen’s Dead Arms Dance #Skol

If this gets 10k retweets I’m wearing a Harry Giles III jersey to my wedding next week.

Sure, what the hell. I will put it out there. $Catboy711 #CashAppWednesday

I want to give a heartfelt thank you and goodbye to the guys at the Yacht Rock podcast. Thank you for the countless hours of laughs and sharing your sincere appreciation of great music. Keep the fire!

Thank you John Coltrane for spending 20 hours with me this year on Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped open.spotify.com/wrapped/21cfa5…

Trump did this. It’s all on Donald Trump. Retweet if you agree.

#NHPrimary

Who wants tickets for Thursday nights game against Lakers?? These are floor seats Let’s do this giveaway different, Like/Retweet this and I’ll randomly choose a winner today and will message you!! Keep those DM’s open. Let me bless you 👑🏀

Thank you My Morning Jacket for spending 876 minutes with me this year on Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/43O3c6w…

I just saw on Reddit that you are coming to Sacramento!!!!! Please tell me when!! Patton Oswalt

Going. . . Going. . . Gone With the Wind! #TakeAMovieToABallgame

Hey Matt Oswalt, who would win in a fight? You or Patton Oswalt?

"Rub it" was a brilliant joke. Jeff B. Davis