I got an extra hash brown in my McDonald’s order. Gonna ride this high for the rest of the day #blessed

If you thought a regular ambulance ride was expensive, wait until you get the bill from the Jewmobile

At dinner with my friends gorgeous cousin. Too bad she’s Jewish

Don’t know how to feel about this

I apologize for my posts on the Jewish community and the state of Israel as a whole. I affirm their right to exist as a sovereign state.

Mossad has sent their best agent to neutralize me.

How I’m feeling this semester

Why am I surprised that Harper’s disappoints again

Free sliders at Dave’s today

Any Latinas wanna come over

Game time

My 5 is horrible thanks for asking

You won’t believe this.

Slept from 7pm - 9 am. There’s always next year

Nothing worse than sitting on the toilet in the communal bathroom for the seat to already be warm.

I only need to make it seven more weeks I only need to make it seven more weeks I only need to make it seven more weeks I only need to make it seven more weeks

I am going to find the love of my life this weekend

Can we ban singing in communal studying spaces

Diarrhea before the 8am midterm. Not ideal