My first glove was a left handed George Brett. I forget whose my second was, but for some reason it was right handed and for some reason I wasn’t all that good at baseball, or anything else. Maybe I shoulda been a lefty.

I’d be ok with it if they cancelled the tomahawk chop at Braves games. I hate them more than the Mets #PhilliesTalk

#HOTD

My girl went flying ✈️🤣

Study Finds Goosebumps Caused By Psychotic Weirdo Masturbating To Old Photo Of You bit.ly/3ezF2Z3

Biblical Historians Reveal Jesus Christ Chose Stage Name To Sound Less Jewish bit.ly/3Svs0cZ

Sweet Loretta Martin though she was a woman

Red or Blue (balls) this is funny

Watching with the real King Henry. #FlyEaglesFly

I feel dirty.

“My dick looks fucked up. Like, really fucked up. I need to be with girls young enough to have never seen a penis in person before, or they’ll scream when they see it. I mean, they do anyway.” — Leonardo DiCaprio bit.ly/3YyHuk8

Looks great. Now try to focus on playing good. You guys are an embarrassment.

Besides. That story is a psy-op to distract us from program that is reverse engineering alien spacecraft. Wake up man.

US states where The Beatles are more popular than Jesus Christ (based on Google searches from 2004 to present)

George Brett. For my right hand too oddly enough.

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.