Last day to vote 🗳

TONIGHT 🎭

DeBlasio’s pissed. Not only did Dominos charge NYE revelers DOUBLE for a pizza, they came WITHOUT FORKS.

Why would you think the guy who congratulated Poland for being invaded, tried to buy Greenland, and spent all last week accusing Canada of editing him out of Home Alone 2 - hasn’t thought this through? He’s GOT THIS. MAGA!

Gwyneth Paltrow just introduced her new line of Shakira/J Lo Brazilian Wax Candles.

Jared is a great addition to the virus team. He’s a problem solver. Just like when he gave Mohamed Bin Salem Kashoggi’s location so he could butcher him. Problem solved.

If Kim Jong Un dies, his sister Kim Yo Jong takes over. Because monogrammed palace silverware ain’t cheap.

For a guy who LOVES crowds, he sure cleared that street for a photo

Happy Father’s Day

Remember that story The Boy Who Cried Hoax? Thoughts and prayers. #ItIsWhatItIs

I don’t know about you, but for me it’s just not the Christmas season without a little Rudy toot toot.

20,000 Troops in Capitol after an armed insurrection. Laura Ingraham:”They’re using our Military as PROPS!” 5,200 Troops sent to Southern border during mid term elections to face a caravan that wouldn’t arrive for another TWO MONTHS. Laura Ingraham:” Thankyou Mr. President!”

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CRpHC-7A6y4/…

My neighbor told me he’s fed up with his wife putting lit matches to her farts. He said he’ll divorce her if she doesn’t stop gaslighting.

Just posted a photo @ Bulls Eye Sports Pub instagram.com/p/CioqdsUgjaz/…

How the Durham inquiry backfired to show weaponization of Trump DoJ yahoo.com/news/trump-rus…

#minime #vernetroyer #austinpowers #itsahardknocklife #Annie