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The ADL wants Mamdani to “call out” random tweets from people he has zero connection to. A totally new standard they’ve held no other candidate to until today. It’s almost like the ADL runs smear campaigns against Israel critics and has nothing do with “combating hate”

New humiliating experience is struggling to take the pizza out of the pizza bag while the costumer watches

Buying groceries like i'm 6 dude this is awesome

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Release 1 billion beasts and 1 trillion marauders and 1 quadrillion insect warriors.

BITCH DO NOT EVEN FUCK WITH ME

I need this

It's been far too long nubs....

They have the craziest tweaker at this taco bell next to my job. Dude is inside just looking out at random people and whisper yelling "what's up motherfucker? What's up??" While pointing at random people on the street

I do jack all at this job basically just stealing sodas and sitting on my phone for the majority of my shift and every night so far at the end of the day my manager is like "hey man thank you so much for everything like actually please be so well we love you man thank you"

Man fuck it, let’s all go to work Fourth of July 🤷‍♂️😂

Accepted a 50 dollar bill for an order which i'm really not supposed to do and now i'm praying i won't have to show them and if i do that it's real

I say as i cough excessively loud and wet and accidentally blow out the whole bowl in front of the school kids i'm trying to impress

My car makes strange noises that I'm unfamiliar with...

"Vroom" and "honk", these words mean nothing to me. Interesting....

Oh these? These are my tools for the top golf bathroom. My tools that help me that I secretly use in the top golf bathroom. My tools.

Get real

They need to put a weedwacker or like yard word setting on noise machines