I’ve been trying to explain to Amanda why pirates dug up our backyard and how Terry Silver survived an explosion at sea just to come back and threaten us. Cobra Kai is always nothing but trouble. #DanielLarusso #KarateKid

So you’re the grape ape that wants to end half of all life in the universe. If that happens Coors won’t be able to make my favorite beer and I can’t allow that to happen. I just sat down for my dinner at Cracker Barrel when I heard your here starting shit..They had just brought

You trained hard👊 The dojo has gotten tougher,stronger and faster! Chuck told me about the time he kicked a horse in the chin..Now all of its descendants are now known as Giraffes. Your Sensei and Chuck Norris want you to have a badass weekend 🍺 #JohnnyLawrence #ChuckNorris

Do you want to know how Lamar Latrelle got into #CobraKai ? John Kreese was seeing Lamar’s mom on the side and she wanted Kreese to try to push her son in a different direction if you catch my drift. From what we saw at Atom’s college, Kreese did not succeed. #JohnnyLawrence

Give this guy a follow AL Bundy and let’s see if we can get his grumpy ass to get up and do something. He’s been beaten down by life but he’s a good guy to have a beer with🍺 #ALBUNDY #FollowBack #Follow

What’s the worst city in #America ?

Dutch,there’s something waiting for us out there..and it ain’t no man. Well it might just be Daniel Larusso he’s still pretty pissed off about me sending Jack Sparrow to dig up his yard. Let’s just set up a trap with some sushi, Bonzai trees and play some Peter Cetera music to

Shout to Hacksaw Jim Duggan a real American Badass #WWERaw Should have got the belt #80s

It’s #AnimalFightClub who wins this one between a Great White Shark and Saltwater Crocodile ? Max size and bloodthirsty. #JohnnyLawrence #Shark VS #Crocodile #NoMercy

I stumbled into this little rat scurrying down an alley. So I’m asking the dojo how should we deal with Dr Fauci? #JohnnyLawrence #NoMercy #DrFauci

The last one on this list is really going to disappoint Quentin Tarantino #JohnnyLawrence #Caddyshack #NoMercy #Fandom

Sheriff I’ve only been here a few days and your deputy won’t stop bitching at me. First he threatened to tow my car and then he ticketed me for jaywalking when Thelma Lou asked me to come across the street to help carry her groceries. The only place I can find booze is to get

My insurance company laughed at me when I told them my property was raided/dug up by pirates. Johnny Lawrence showed up to help but only ate my food and drank beer for an hour. Thankfully Sam and Anthony helped me repair the damage.Time to relax and mediate for awhile. #KarateKid

Your sensei just talked with Carl Spackler groundskeeper at Bushwood CC. I told him that I found the gopher that has been wrecking his golf course and he would probably get a promotion if he finally killed it. Just a coincidence I saw it in Daniel Larusso backyard under that fresh

This Nancy boy Adam Schiff is on his way to finding out the math on FA=FO Share this of you want to dirtbag Shifty get what’s coming to him No Mercy style. #AdamSchiff #Russia #NoMercy #CORRUPTION

Have you lost your mind? There’s a bomb crater where my backyard used to be and rubble is all over the neighborhood. Every window in my house got blown out and there’s a gopher dancing on my front porch. You’ve gone too far this time Johnny. #KarateKid #DanielLarusso #CobraKai

1984 taught us that if you want to dance you have to stand up to John Lithgow. Kevin Bacon stars in this all time #80s classic film about a new guy at high school that makes friends and enemies but above all just wants to cut Footloose. Are you a fan? #Footloose #1980s #movies

This is #JohnnyLawrenceFightClub You decide who wins in the comments👊 This is a clash of badasses who have overcame the odds lots of times. Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon) VS John McClane (Die Hard) Comment/Share and stay Badass 🍺 #JohnnyLawrence #MelGibson #BruceWillis

Easy big fella..instead of us fighting and tearing up the city which will get blamed on me because Jimmy Olsen is a prick. Instead let’s go smash some beers and crush some White Castle, how’s that sound? I’ll buy if you do me a solid favor..Do you think you could take the blame