Just had the wax sucked out of my ears and I am alive.

Was also a brave lil toaster when they put the camera down my nose to my throat

My pant are calling me out

I fucking love jazz, man

Are you tired of not spending your entire mornings in the bathroom? Introducing: fiber

Happy to report that the sample I’ve been trying to line up with the song pattern was in fact in the right tempo but the song was not. Easy fix but time I’ll never get back haha

we've become so desensitized that we watch a person kill another person with our own eyes and we debate whether it was murder or not.

Officially have ten demos I’m gonna be working on for the next few months.

Are we fucking for real Ticketmaster? Screen froze in the waiting room and then refreshed and we’re sold out. MAKE. IT. MAKE. SENSE.

…but I’m a peep, I’m a marshmallow

Who is pissing on the men’s room floor every single day? I just want to talk

been saying this to my coworkers ironically and I'm glad I'm not alone

It’s hard when the houses you’re visiting for Christmas don’t have the plumbing for DUDE Wipes

You ever been to someone’s house and the nicest room is the bathroom?

The reassurance on this tweet went crazy

We are now halfway through tonight’s simulation

I've been working on these songs for a year and a half now and I still believe in them and am excited for it to be in the world next year :)

I always thought sampling was so cool but it was lightyears ahead of my skill set. Super stoked I took a chance on myself. Buying a digitakt has been so eye opening for me and has increased the possibilities.

Allocated bourbon has become the new “reservations at Dorsia’s”

CLOWNBALL 2025