A good salesmen 😂😂

Kinda crazy how accurate this is. As a 2009 college kid, I met every single one of these people (and was probably one of them)

I love that every character in Star Wars is dressed in robes and tunics except for aunt beru who is dressed like she is force sensitive to newport 100s

evening hospital room photo shoot

The top map shows mysterious cases of people vanishing without a trace. The bottom map shows America‘s largest cave systems.

I don’t know man but that rare lynx showing up plus Sydney Sweeney’s titty dress makes me think the end is getting maybe a little nigh.

deadbeat gang ✌️

Dick Cheney died. Well, I guess that’s one less guy.

I think the art of correspondence has made a comeback with remote work. The benefit of communicating via Slack/Teams is you can be careful with words and fit a lot in a few sentences if you care enough to do so. I've also realized that no one can fucking read.

Something magical happens when your kid turns four. They finally stop being a little terror. Instead, they become the most annoying person you’ve ever met.

My top 15 albums listened to in 2025 🤘

This is the funniest video I've seen in such a long time. I've been laughing for like an hour.

Gage 🃏🍎 SomethingSticky Slop is when art bends to moloch

Now he’s making a list And he’s checking it twice And he’s gonna find out If I’m naughty or nice Now I’m going to bed And my stomach is sick And it’s all in my head But he’s coming to Town now

“I am the Ghost of Christmas Future Imperfect Conditional” said the Spirit. “I bring news of what would have been going to happen, if you were not to have been going to change your ways.”

The AI voice for the local electrician’s service center just told me Merry Christmas.

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: - Jane ate her friend's sandwich. - Jane ate her friend's colon.

[inventing hot cakes] I don’t even know what these are gonna sell like

move over hemingway! scientists developed a sadder, even shorter story 👇

Ah, well, the thing is, when I said we should "circle back to this in the new year", you have to understand that I genuinely thought this day would never come. I thought holiday forever