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Just went fishing and a guy dressed in green popped out from behind a bush hollering "Freeze, Gay Mormon!" I just turned, run to my truck and boogied home.

Taste the goodness

Making a list and apparently I spell cocaine more than coconut

This was $395 in 1973

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Pretty sure I have an illegal alien living across the street, should I

tomatoes be tomating

Never let zucchini grow bigger than your manhood, this prevents bedroom snickering

Hearing Impaired Feline rocking the waterfront tonight

Def Leppard

Why doesn't Bangor, Maine get hit by thunderstorms?

GM. This is how I arrive at your BBQ.

Beebalm be balmin

Someone lost a nipple in my backyard

Thunderstorms fall apart before they reach Bangor

Bangor is immune to thunderstorms

This every day for us homeschoolers

Not so pretty but the brisket is cooked and will sit in the oven at 170° till lunch tomorrow

New Neighbors (Californians) didn't put out their trash on Juneteenth (a Friday) so tonight they put it out thinking it will be picked up tomorrow.