Seeing Travis Mills campaigning for Senator Angus King is nauseating

It is that time of year again when Professor Terry gaps his prison wallet to smuggle meth into the county jail

It is that time of year again when Professor Terry gaps his prison wallet to smuggle meth into the county jail

I accidentally ate 7 plums today and I am starting to regret it a little bit

Who else knew about this? youtu.be/xPSDxfSdRb8?si…

Haven't been to Home Depot in a week and walked into this

Ladies, if your man is willing to give you the Moon and the Stars, the least you could do is sacrifice Uranus.

I have 80 + rolls of toilet paper and I am thinking of making a model of the Leaning Tower of Pisa but naming it the Leaning TP of Bangor

Any guesses on what inspired this vanity plate?

Unless it is spent on her face

Maybe they are going to talk about your rock being haunted Macaulay Trollkin 🦞

I artificially inseminated this pumpkin September 1st and I feel like an expecting father

They have your bench Queen Sarah Saturday

Is the water issue fixed in Flint?

No

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Look at those little greasy cups of joy

These guys are fuckin tarded youtube.com/shorts/FulksVl…

Dinner

Are they?