Sunday football and assault rifles ... #merica#stillhstepatriots#sunday#football#murica instagram.com/p/73r_ZmjwfH/

Saturday Night Live writers right now #debatenight

Hillary with the shameless plugs for her book and her website

Damn the moderator in this debate doesn't seem to be very neutral

#debatenight I guess our airports are an indicator of us being a third world country now shiiiiittt

Donald is winning the one liner contest #debatenight

Welcome to the put americanair at Reagan on blast show. Watched an employee berate a woman for not running to catch her plane.

@Postmodpatriot americanair

New name for americanair #awefulair ... here at American we're horrible and we know it.

Ghandi asked americanair if they wanted world peace. They said no. #awefulair

During Middle Ages americanair found the cure for the plague. They destroyed it cause they're aweful. #awefulair

When americanair walks its dog, it purposely doesn't bring a poop bag. Because American loves when you step in dog shit. #awefulair

You know who's never seen band of brothers American Airlines cause they hang you out to dry

American Airlines caused global warming.

American Airlines literally causes all of the fake news ever.

americanair #awefulair

I wouldn't call americanair a good airline ... not even if there was a fire.

americanair

Marry me.

Just got off a great phone call with Jimmy DeCicco the CEO and oldest brother of Super Coffee I doubt many people can out hustle that man