When you write an article to simplify marketing for SMEs hooked on performance only, and the red book waving bros argue semantics, post graphs and debate how the brain actually works in the comments. That. Marketers do be marketers 🤦🏼‍♂️

NPD drop. Bin Juice Eurgh de Toilet. Poor femme et homme. Ad made by AI to keep it as nonsensical as all fragrance ads. PS no this isn't a joke, I've only gone and done it.

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New Jaguar ad just dropped

Has anyone seen Stephen Kinnock and Prince William in the same room?

Fuck the Tories, fuck reform and fuck Trump.

Who's sleeping on this? More of you need to get onto this Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/crash…

The Gammon Times.

Everything here is on point. Please read, reflect & if you need an ear I’m here. I’ve been there but am now here, and here is fucking wonderful. Just put my daughter to bed, holding her hand until she fell asleep. Now going to hang out with my son for a bit. Almost never made it

Never, ever, bloody ever, send a cold email and expect the recipient to have to reply and type something to stop hearing from you. Add an unsubscribe link. Better still a link and a header. They owe you nothing. Not a thing. Nil. Nada. Nish. Get in the bin.

Skipped a couple of important meetings today as school had a parents reading session. Went in to read with my daughter, who decided she wanted mum instead so ignored me for ten minutes.

Dearest Americorns, H/t Alastair Thomson

Literally not “the” classic surgery game.

A double yolker. Good start to the day, eh?

"Back in the 9th grade, I asked a girl to the school dance. She turned me down, so I never asked another girl out." Yeah, it sounds as silly as it is. So does a person saying they tried some form of advertising once and it didn't work, so they don't advertise. Yet here we are.

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First proper attempt at southern style fried chicken. Think I need to get the oil to a higher heat before dropping the chicken to retain the crust but a decent start inspired by my boy. derek walker we need to talk

How is it the head of the fucking monarch can act more decisively than the prime minister?

Ponce Andrew or Nonce Andrew?

My moral compass right here