The idea that this Man City side is the greatest team of all time is predicated on the notion that this *decent* Arsenal team is fractionally short of being the best team of all time. And that's obviously ridiculous. #MOTD

To all the doomers: You may hate the democratic and capitalist west, but we love it. You can have the past: the Soviet Union, Nazi Germany, the Dark Ages… The future is ours. Humanity will be free, happy, and rich! And nothing you sad sacks whine about will change that.

"Get that smoke out my kitchen or I'm going to throw you on the fire!" 🔥 Sean Dyche is the only current Premier League manager with a direct link to former Forest manager Brian Clough, and he's certainly got some stories to tell 😅🍃

Natalie Jackson BBC iPlayer What a magnificent thing Natalie, brilliantly done. I shed a few tears 20 years ago when the sad news broke, and I shed a couple more to this. Whether you're a #nffc fan, #dcfcfans, or support Timbuktu United, you need to watch! x.com/NatJacksonspor…

The highlight of yesterday’s football. This ref saying “hello there” to the ball

Marion Stinnett Can you remember all those episodes of "The Sweeney" where they'd sit around, bored, flicking cards into an upturned hat, for lack of anyone doing any crimes? x.com/mplsgordon2/st…

What an absolute piece of shit, #nffc fans, please report!

Nottingham Forest Women Magnificent! Can the football authorities *please* sort this out so we don't have both #nffc teams playing at the same time? FA Women's National League Barclays Women’s Championship Barclays Women's Super League Premier League EFL x.com/NFFCWomen/stat…

The Guardian The One Where No-one Listens To The Guardian When They Tell You To Stop Watching Something. x.com/guardian/statu…

Liam Gallagher Tweet like this in America and you're in the running to be President. x.com/liamgallagher/…

BBC Sport Match of the Day #nffc could do with an equaliser here, would be great if both our title rivals dropped points. x.com/BBCSport/statu…

Remember HILA KEYLIN She just wanted to dance 7/10

Neil Robertson How beautiful a moment is this?! x.com/nr147/status/1…

Auschwitz Memorial These stories are so barbaric you think they must be ancient history, but there are people alive for whom they would be family they spoke to, they learned from. Heartbreaking that humans can lack such humanity to do this. I'm sorry we failed you Albert 💔 x.com/AuschwitzMuseu…

I highlighted the Wembley fight as a case of Saudi sportswashing. And this is what happened next telegraph.co.uk/boxing/2024/09…

The apologists for Saudi Arabia's increasing influence in British sport - and there are many - tell us the kingdom is modernising. This attack on freedom of the press tells a different story telegraph.co.uk/boxing/2024/09…

I would like to make it clear, on the record, that if now, or at any point in my future, someone offers me something I would like for free, I'm bagsying it. You'll get fuck all in return, but damn right I'll be calling bagsy. #bagsy

We're just normal men Premier League referees and match officials. x.com/wejustnormalme…

Wild 𝕏 World Who knew an angry bear could be placated by pandering to its ego with a round of applause? x.com/Wild_XW/status…

“Let me share with you my favorite word: Baseload” H.E. Ebba Busch - Deputy Prime Minister 🇸🇪