Ever miss something so much that you start seeing it everywhere? Us too #LooksLikeGuinness

Two stars are born :)

Today I was supposed to be sailing around the Greek Islands. This week is the last of my cancelled contracts booked before the Covid showed up. A year ago I hoped that I would be able to do this one but alas… Soon, I hope.

Oh bravo !

Iran’s hard-line president-elect says he wouldn’t meet Biden. That's like me saying, "I won't date Scarlett Johansson."

Ok I was sceptical at first but this Philly themed bar in London has done it! This cheesesteak is as good as Jim's on south street. Passyunk Avenue

This is fun. “You Never Give Me Your Money / The End” youtu.be/PLKUfo8RmwI via YouTube

Richard Wiseman Reminds me of something... youtube.com/watch?v=R2ivsK…

This is awful!

I was approached by a Conservative campaigner on Cricklewood Broadway today. I was very civil. It took him under ten minutes for him to compare my views to “Hitler and Mussolini.”

Has anybody gotten through to the executive club? #britishairways

On hold for the executive club now for 56 minutes! #britishairways

COMEDY shows this week 23/3 Try Out Night hosted by 🇯🇲🇬🇧 Then on Saturday 25/3 IT's A LOVELY SHOW Pauline Eyre (she/her) BODY, on tour 2024-5 johnlenahan alan francis Rick Kiesewetter and WINDSOR at the helm Hope to see you there. Cheaper in advance 😀 Book soon.. downstairsatthekingshead.com

Buckler fans, dig - I’m Crazy Coqs this Thursday, along with johnlenahan!!! They’ve just released some more tickets (showbiz code for ‘it’s not sold out yet) so grab em here: brasseriezedel.com/events/danny-b…

Only two days to go! Book now to see the two funniest guys in magic in a beautiful venue. brasseriezedel.com/events/danny-b…

Good price this on ebay Chelsea FC ebay.co.uk/itm/1157732414…

Hi this is Grace, Andy’s daughter, I’m very sorry to let you all know that dad passed away unexpectedly last night. He had so many friends and such a great life. Raise a glass for him. G x

Andy Smart, comedian and master of improvisation – obituary telegraph.co.uk/obituaries/202…

Mike Tauchman's game-saving HR robbery is the @Chevrolet Play of the Week!