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John Kelly

@johnkelly

Former Washington Post columnist (now Substackin'), rock and roll drummer, actual D.C. native. Also: can juggle.

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Want to see something really im-PRESS-ive? Visit Hornbake Library on #MarylandDay for the open house for a new acquisition in #UMDSpecialCollections: a 19th century iron printing press! ❤️🤍💛🖤 We won't be ready to print just yet, so explore the workspace & #rarebook exhibit!

Want to see something really im-PRESS-ive?

Visit Hornbake Library on #MarylandDay for the open house for a new acquisition in #UMDSpecialCollections: a 19th century iron printing press! ❤️🤍💛🖤

We won't be ready to print just yet, so explore the workspace & #rarebook exhibit!
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What a great way to spend a Saturday afternoon: settled into the AFI Silver and luxuriating in the Blues Brothers movie. My friend Dan de Vise wrote a great new book on the film -- and he'll be there, sharing stories! silver.afi.com/Browsing/Movie…

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I'm sorry. I can't sit idly by while media reporters are describing what's happening at The Washington Post as a "shit show." It is, technically, a "shite show." Words matter, people. notus.org/media/washingt…

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Man, the Olympic opening ceremony in France went pretty fast from “Ou est la bibliotheque?” to “Menage a trois?”

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Is it just me in Montgomery County, Md., but are others having trouble hearing the Olympic commentary on Xfinity and Peacock ? NBC Olympics & Paralympics is fine but on the others it’s all crowd noise.

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Watching the Olympics has me wondering: "Who can I blame for not being good at sports?" Also, do you hate the Nike Olympics ad as much as I do? open.substack.com/pub/johnkellys…

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I bet what you REALLY want RIGHT NOW are a few podcast recommendations. Here are a couple of mine, from BBC and BBC Sounds . One is positively dystopian, the other moderately true-crime. Read about them on my new Substack. substack.com/@johnkelly1541…

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This is a great podcast, even if I do say so myself. And it’s the EXACT PERFECT length for the flight from DCA to ILM. (I know. I did it this morning.)

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nytimes.com/2024/10/22/us/… via @NYTimes Some people seem to be upset by this story. They should be. It shows the dangers of voting for Trump. I’m John Kelly* and I approve this message. *Not THAT John Kelly.

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Trump fires the nation's archivist. Now he can literally do what he's been figuratively doing: wipe his ass with the Constitution. washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/…

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I wonder if this will include a woman's personal liberty over her own body and the personal liberty to call a large body of water "the Gulf of Mexico" and the personal liberty not to be thrown from a high window if you disagree with Trump's friend Putin or the...

I wonder if this will include a woman's personal liberty over her own body and the personal liberty to call a large body of water "the Gulf of Mexico" and the personal liberty not to be thrown from a high window if you disagree with Trump's friend Putin or the...
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Remember the Bamiyan Buddhas the Taliban destroyed in 2001? That's what Donald J. Trump , Elon Musk, JD Vance and their accomplices are doing to the U.S. Constitution. The world was disgusted by the Taliban. I think history will be disgusted by what's happening now, too.