Girl I went on one (1) date night with in college (and ditched for my ex wife at the end of the night) got engaged. Don’t contact for 24 hours

Moving from Thug City to Lib City tomorrow. Going to miss Thug City buddies

Mountains are blue. Cheers buddies

im fiscally conservative and mentally retarded

A wise man once said don’t get married during the fall… nonetheless nothing was stopping me from watching the dawgs today #GoDawgs

Everyone knows that the Fall is puck season. Go Bruins

Someone give JJ3 a good action/drama movie to watch

JJJ is officially a one percenter (marathon finisher) good weekend in the windy city and as always Go Dawgs

Christopher Columbus is a hero and on Columbus Day we celebrate Italian culture. If you disagree argue with a wall

Think I may have met the love of my life in Oxford this weekend. I knew she was the one when we split off from the group to get a drink and she hit me with “what’s my name” and my drunk ass didn’t know and responded “what’s mine” and she didn’t know mine either

SPOTIFY WRAPPED DROPPED ⬇️

This Texans - Ravens halftime show looks like a Kamala Rally

The elusive single stall bathroom with the toilet AND ice in the trough. Can’t beat it

For any and all questions on my opinions of the UGA game, please see my official statement

Left work early to have some creamers thinking of Joben CC Joben

Jack Straw from Wichita Cut his buddy down Dug for him a shallow grave And layed his body down

COMEONNNNN Buckwheat I’m so starred out right now #texashockey

It it’s past 11PM and you’re light is on to read on a dark plane fuck you

My boy has unlimited rizz

Dead and Company with Sturgill is an elite combo. Unreal Morning Dew to close set 1 #couchtour