IOC: “give us the Frenchest opening ceremony possible” France: “here’s people getting horny reading books in a library before heading off to an apartment for a threesome” IOC: “no, that’s too French”

Objectively an extremely sensible use of my time... feel free to play around. Local area statistics for bespoke geographies as a percentage of the England and Wales total for each statistic. public.tableau.com/views/LocalAre…

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Anyone got any theories as to why opening an Adobe PDF on my Google phone now requires me to sign my phone into the Microsoft account from my laptop? What business is it of theirs and where is the "no thanks" button? Feels scammy.

Will squeeze through any gap no matter how inappropriate to save five seconds. Must be so stressful to live that way.

Who is the person on here who does reimaginings of car-dominated street scenes as what they could otherwise be, possibly with some help from AI? I have a suggested location if they're feeling bored/generous. Feel like I've seen them retweeted a lot by cycling twitter.

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To murder someone once may be regarded as a misfortune; to murder them twice looks like malice.

The LTNs in Wytham Woods are a bit rudimentary but they seem to be doing the job.

Oxford famously has far too many houses which is why they are basically free to buy and peanuts to rent.

I have an image of Jenrick running through the streets with a flat cap and a Barbour jacket under his arm giggling to himself with a naked Farage chasing him

God forbid they should have to wait ten seconds for the road to be clear. TVP Roads Policing Roz Smith,🔶️ married to Mr Rogers Oxfordshire County Council Oxford Mail Oxford Pedestrians Association Headington News

I would LOVE to hire someone awesome to lead UKRI’s work on data and how we use it to understand the R&D system. Great opportunity for someone with strong data skills who cares about technology, research and progress! careersportal.co.uk/UKRI-careers/j…

15 years of showing data can be fun rather than a nightmare. Giving its software away for free to anyone was the best decision Tableau ever made.

I feel like one of these things is not like the others.

What fun can we have with this dataset this year? How about... every pollution measurement in every location in 15 seconds? I'm taking requests... Cllr Anna Railton 🌹 is on 🦋

Right who wants a map of places in Britain which are also hymn tunes? Colin Marcus Walker maybe? Wrong hymnal for you two but it's the one I could find already available as a spreadsheet. I imagine the overlap is very high. public.tableau.com/views/HymnMap/…

Fame, fortune, and conversations about cats. open.spotify.com/episode/7ek9o5…

I'm going to be honest I am a teensy bit concerned that Oxford Town Hall may be hosting someone completely mad, if not also rather racist. Are we OK with telling Jews the Holocaust was their own fault and theirs alone? Am I missing something? Oxford Clarion Oxford City Council