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John DiLillo

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Horrible man who got his citizens eaten alive but it is only fair to admit that the mayor from Jaws had that shit on. No one on Amity came close to matching his fashion

Horrible man who got his citizens eaten alive but it is only fair to admit that the mayor from Jaws had that shit on. No one on Amity came close to matching his fashion
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this was always a funny tweet but it’s now taken on added poignancy for me. I think about all those sharks generations from now who will grow up with no idea who donald trump was…that’s the future we’re fighting for

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I hope they make the rehearsal or a different, even more bizarre version of the rehearsal until nathan fielder is 100 years old

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I forgot that if you post anything less than positively glowing about rogue one on here, you get a bunch of people in your replies acting like you chop up puppies with a machete. gonna have to delete that before JD vance responds or something

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god forbid we point out how decades of conservative policy have directly led to trump's conservative, unconstitutional policies

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"women are being encouraged to cover their heads as required in islamic states" and it's a campaign handing out some cute bandanas

"women are being encouraged to cover their heads as required in islamic states" and it's a campaign handing out some cute bandanas
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kind of relatable unfortunately. if I was president I would be doing things like this. watching zodiac and then coming out blazing the next morning with "I have instructed my attorney general to take serious steps towards finally finding this killer"

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was going to quote tweet this with "ugh, nepo dog🙄" but then I saw there are literally hundreds of people already doing that in earnest

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andor is very good but when I see anyone calling it the best star wars ever I always just think "this person clearly haven't seen the original star wars in a while"