Oh my God. OH MY GOD. You see this David Harbour?

Why don't you just use the n-word and get it over with? You're almost there and you clearly want to.

Here is the president of the United States, charged with faithfully executing the nation’s laws, expressing glee that a citizen, a respected member of Congress, is the victim of a crime.

You fuck porn stars and pay them to keep quiet about your tiny cock.

It would be nice to have a president who isn’t mocked by dictionaries.

Rudy 1986 would have indicted Rudy 2019 in a New York minute.

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Tulsi Gabbard appears on Hannity and criticizes the impeachment inquiry process by saying she doesn’t know what’s going on behind closed doors and that she wants transparency

.Elise Stefanik is lying trash. Please give to her opponent, Tedra Cobb.

#DevinNunesIsAnIdiot

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is campaigning for Governor of Arkansas.....

Dear @SNL the offer still stands. I’m ready to run my hair through a douche machine and report for duty when you need me.

Brilliant.

Happy New Year Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen! Shout out to bluesky, too! Best wishes for an incredible 2020 that sucks less than 2019 did from the Carpenters in the magical land of El Segundo! #CNNNYE

Watch Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen on #CNNNYE or fake news coverage on Fox News? I’m with you guys! Happy New Year from the Carpenters in El Segundo, CA!

Rudy is stepping down from the Trump defense team to spend more time farting on his family.

I’ve always loved Sam Rubin and was so sad to hear of his sudden passing. It’s been very touching to hear how truly loved he was by his KTLA family and so many others and what a kind, genuine and generous man he really was.

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