"WOWZA 50 year mortgages, $2k stimmies, tHIs iS rEaLlY bAd you" me:

my real name is Stupid F. Retardguy

i asked grok what the ideal topping to get on a chicken cutlet sandwich are and you wouldn't believe the results

first class sex, in a first class way john chungus

these asiatics be gookin too hard, man

sometimes i think about the (formerly?) august institutions of the US (harvard, the episcopal church, the DOJ, and so forth) and the myriad of ways in which they've had to morph and change over time, contouring into amalgams of ideas impossible to envision by their founders

i like to snort ketamine and do a lot of pushups

goals

this is me with my watch and my son i don't really care about the little prick, but goddamn, this watch is sweet!

jacob is a really bad guy

does anyone have a good general contractor on long island? i've recently purchased a condo and i need someone to help me widen the door frames so i can fit through this is me

does anyone have some 100x ideas?

"we are going to capitulate the government on nickels" ok

ok, i am sex ready