Your 20s are for paying a brief visit to a sanatorium in the Alps but then staying indefinitely due to an ambiguous malady

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"How do you explain this gap in your resume?" (A haunted expression passes across my face) it was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed the Rosenbergs, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York

Is it ok to read infinite jest in public? Are you allowed to go to the movies by yourself? Is it ethical to wear a beret?

"You are writing a parenthetical remark. Would you use an em-dash?"

Soft launching a shooting in act 3 with a gun in act 1

I can't stop making up medical names for my behaviour. It's called Compulsive Pathologisation Disorder

I hope everyone realises that *all* copyright will expire in 2042, as that will be 75 years after Barthes announced The Death of the Author

You can just write "Middlemarch is the greatest novel of the 19th century" at this point and get 1000 likes

yeah i use “AI”

Should you confirm a date the same day? Is brunch elitist? May adults wear backpacks?

Pro tip: you can basically travel the world by using google maps.

No babe your novella is a perfect size. The big ones scare me

Eliot's vision of ork city remains chilling

"Aesthetic value isn't real" uhhh actually my subjective schemas of perception correspond to objective distributions of economic and cultural capital so my judgements of taste are grounded in social reality. Hope this helps!

The excitement of starting a new book. The thrill of not knowing if there's something to tweet about in there

Every pilgrimage to Canterbury hath that one pilgrim who ys too wook

How it feels to try to preserve the speech act sense of the word "performative" in 2025