BRO WHAT 😂💀

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Y’all remember when Elizabeth Swan invoked parlay… that was so gangster.

Can I still say I got cracked if she let me kiss her?

I got cracked (she kissed me)

I let her hit, she banged me, she smashed (me)

Last night was a Fortnite lobby

Having football on the tv ambiently in the background brings me a sense of tranquility I haven’t felt since the womb

Excision b2b zeds dead lost lands 2026

I miss Joe Clark. Haven’t seen them in over two weeks.

I would fucking die for the food delivery robots

Ship of Theseus but it’s my left and right AirPods I’ve lost and replaced

AirPods of Theseus

Told my coworker it was my last day and they said “rest now brother, we have the watch… and I’ll see you in Valhalla” ❤️🫶

I remembered that I forget a lot of things

DO NOT try to remember things when you’re nervous

The lion is actually concerned a lot and has to take medication to stop being so concerned

They have Waymo’s here in San Francisco and I almost cried after I left the one tonight because I got emotionally attached to it

Uber vehicle but no guy in there