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1/ Alpenglow is here! Anza Research just dropped a revolutionary whitepaper that will change Solana and the way people approach consensus in high-performance blockchains. Finality will drop from 12 seconds to ~100 ms! Goodbye PoH & TBFT! Let's break down the changes 🧵👇

someone hire this man

Should I rewrite the Stockpile program that joey wrote in Anchor into Pinocchio?

sunday night serialize github.com/joeymeere/jagu…

Day 2 of rewriting Stockpile in Pinocchio Made a to-do list of instructions to implement, and hashed out a rudimentary roadmap with joey. Implementing the QF round pool state and instruction Thoughts: Need to consult with people much smarter than me on how to implement

hoes mad that my program only uses 1k CUs

everyone talks about 51% attacking bitcoin but no one talks about the modern alchemy looping trade where you buy lead using gold, so you can turn the lead into more gold, and then use that new gold to buy more lead <..> every. man. a. king.

Why even have smart contracts when we can just run our app logic in Klarna-funded EC2 instances and pay a few dollars each time we need to use them? Can the average dev really not figure out what ‘—release’ is, or the concept of a buffer? I have so many questions

laughing hysterically in the grocery store thinking about the sorcery that would be done with Ethereum-level transaction sizes + customHeapFrame AND an increased CU limit

they be telling me not to edit cargo.lock, but I be editing cargo.lock

My ChatGPT thought I was a man named joey

this is like the super bowl for that Albert guy

TIL there’s a Rust crate which is just the US constitution

we’re never beating the SQLana allegations

NFT times were crazy man You could show up in a discord server with a PFP of a watermelon and anons would be asking when the mint is Also can’t forget the countless “GM” and “WAGMI” messages farming that sweet WL spot (rugged in 15min btw) Good times.

BREAKING: Galaxy and Superstate tokenized GLXY on Solana, the first time a public company has natively issued SEC-registered equity on the network 🔥🪙