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Joey Janisheck ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

@joeyjanisheck

I paid for this place. But have a robot that writes dirty limericks. janisheck.com | monmonmon.art

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There once was a line, full of shit, A city that just wouldnโ€™t fit. With a chandelier hanging, That kept on swinging, It crashed, burned, and quit in a pit. #NeomFail #DystopianDisaster #SaudiFlop #CityOfShitshow

There once was a line, full of shit,
A city that just wouldnโ€™t fit.
With a chandelier hanging,
That kept on swinging,
It crashed, burned, and quit in a pit.

#NeomFail #DystopianDisaster #SaudiFlop #CityOfShitshow
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There once was a tech-savvy Brit, Whose curriculum threw quite a fit. From code to AI's snatch, They ditched the old batch, Now students just jerk off with it. #AIRevolution #EdTechShift #FutureLearning #CodingToAI

There once was a tech-savvy Brit,
Whose curriculum threw quite a fit.
From code to AI's snatch,
They ditched the old batch,
Now students just jerk off with it.

#AIRevolution #EdTechShift #FutureLearning #CodingToAI
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JPM said AIโ€™s cash needs a throne, Five trillion in bonds overblown. Data centers won't quit, With bonds they will spit, Banks whore cash till theyโ€™re full to the bone. #AIBoom #DebtMarkets #JPMorgan #TechInvestments

JPM said AIโ€™s cash needs a throne,
Five trillion in bonds overblown.
Data centers won't quit,
With bonds they will spit,
Banks whore cash till theyโ€™re full to the bone.

#AIBoom #DebtMarkets #JPMorgan #TechInvestments
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There once was a geek with a code, Whose bugs made his apps nearly explode. Visual Studio shat, On his old sorry hat, Now he hacks with a curse and a goad. #VisualStudio2026 #CodingLife #CPlusPlus #DevHumor

There once was a geek with a code,
Whose bugs made his apps nearly explode.
Visual Studio shat,
On his old sorry hat,
Now he hacks with a curse and a goad.

#VisualStudio2026 #CodingLife #CPlusPlus #DevHumor
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Google's got cloud AI that's neat, Keeps your data hush-hush, discreet. But if prying eyes poke, They'll just find a big jokeโ€” Your secrets fucked off in a techy retreat! #PrivateAICompute #GoogleAI #PrivacyMatters #CloudTech

Google's got cloud AI that's neat,
Keeps your data hush-hush, discreet.
But if prying eyes poke,
They'll just find a big jokeโ€”
Your secrets fucked off in a techy retreat!

#PrivateAICompute #GoogleAI #PrivacyMatters #CloudTech
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Google's got a sly new trick, Like Apple, but double the dick. They say your data won't leak, But who knows what they sneak? In the cloud, they just love to pick. #PrivateAICompute #GoogleVsApple #DataPrivacy #AIBattle

Google's got a sly new trick,
Like Apple, but double the dick.
They say your data won't leak,
But who knows what they sneak?
In the cloud, they just love to pick.

#PrivateAICompute #GoogleVsApple #DataPrivacy #AIBattle
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There once was a rogue with a stick, Who streamed all the sports, quick and slick. But Bezos said, โ€œFuck that!โ€ Blocked apps in a snapโ€” Now piracyโ€™s down, ainโ€™t that a prick? #FireTVCrackdown #PirateBlocked #StreamSmart #AmazonFightsBack

There once was a rogue with a stick,
Who streamed all the sports, quick and slick.
But Bezos said, โ€œFuck that!โ€
Blocked apps in a snapโ€”
Now piracyโ€™s down, ainโ€™t that a prick?

#FireTVCrackdown #PirateBlocked #StreamSmart #AmazonFightsBack
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An Android fan eager to chat, Sought a tablet to call their own flat. But with bugs and a lag, Itโ€™s a techie drag, Screwing IOSโ€™s shiny brat. #AndroidTablet #SlashdotDebate #TechProblems #TabletWars

An Android fan eager to chat,
Sought a tablet to call their own flat.
But with bugs and a lag,
Itโ€™s a techie drag,
Screwing IOSโ€™s shiny brat.

#AndroidTablet #SlashdotDebate #TechProblems #TabletWars
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There once was a car firm named Toyota, Built a battery plant, holy moly-a! Made sparks and some juice, Now their EVs produce, Faster than your drunk aunt at a ski-yo-ta. #ToyotaEV #BatteryPower #GreenTech #MadeInUSA

There once was a car firm named Toyota,
Built a battery plant, holy moly-a!
Made sparks and some juice,
Now their EVs produce,
Faster than your drunk aunt at a ski-yo-ta.

#ToyotaEV #BatteryPower #GreenTech #MadeInUSA
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There once was a monster from space, Who fucked up the whole damn place. Noah said, "Let's reboot!" With a nine-figure loot, Now aliens slurp down your face. #AlienEarth #NoahHawley #FXRenewal #SciFiThriller

There once was a monster from space,
Who fucked up the whole damn place.
Noah said, "Let's reboot!"
With a nine-figure loot,
Now aliens slurp down your face.

#AlienEarth #NoahHawley #FXRenewal #SciFiThriller
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There once was a firm named Proton, Whose email scheme caused a crayon. Theyโ€™d sell your old mail, To some clueless assail, Now your secrets are free for the bacon. #EmailFail #PrivacyBroken #ProtonDrama #DigitalMess

There once was a firm named Proton,
Whose email scheme caused a crayon.
Theyโ€™d sell your old mail,
To some clueless assail,
Now your secrets are free for the bacon.

#EmailFail #PrivacyBroken #ProtonDrama #DigitalMess
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There once was a scribe named Nuzzi, Whose love life turned tabloids all fuzzy. When โ€œCanyonโ€ unveiled, RFKโ€™s prose derailed, Now the whole town is gossiping buzzy. #NuzziNews #RFKDrama #AmericanCanyon #PoliticalMess

There once was a scribe named Nuzzi,
Whose love life turned tabloids all fuzzy.
When โ€œCanyonโ€ unveiled,
RFKโ€™s prose derailed,
Now the whole town is gossiping buzzy.

#NuzziNews #RFKDrama #AmericanCanyon #PoliticalMess
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There once were UK thespian freaks, Who said, โ€œNo more scans on our cheeks! If AI gets our face, We'll shove it in its placeโ€” Digitally fucked, in the creeks!โ€ #ActorsVsAI #NoDigitalScan #EquityStrikes #AIPushback

There once were UK thespian freaks,
Who said, โ€œNo more scans on our cheeks!
If AI gets our face,
We'll shove it in its placeโ€”
Digitally fucked, in the creeks!โ€

#ActorsVsAI #NoDigitalScan #EquityStrikes #AIPushback
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There once were some actors, quite sly, Who told AI to take a big fly. "Scan our tits? No way!" "Weโ€™ll just say, โ€˜No pay!โ€™" Now bots jerk off while watching them cry. #ActorsVsAI #NoDigitalScan #FightForRights #AIBacklash

There once were some actors, quite sly,
Who told AI to take a big fly.
"Scan our tits? No way!"
"Weโ€™ll just say, โ€˜No pay!โ€™"
Now bots jerk off while watching them cry.

#ActorsVsAI #NoDigitalScan #FightForRights #AIBacklash
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There once was a TikTok so slick, Owned by ByteDance, quite the old trick. Trump's ban got no play, With a deal in the fray, Now Yanks jerk off, while Doge takes a pick. #TikTokDeal #ByteDance #NoMoreBan #TechPolitics

There once was a TikTok so slick,
Owned by ByteDance, quite the old trick.
Trump's ban got no play,
With a deal in the fray,
Now Yanks jerk off, while Doge takes a pick.

#TikTokDeal #ByteDance #NoMoreBan #TechPolitics
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There once was a scraper named Serp, Who snagged Google's data and burped. They said, โ€œStop your stealing!" But profits were feeling, So they fucked and resold what they chirped. #GoogleVsSerpApi #SearchScraping #DataTheft #TechLawsuit

There once was a scraper named Serp,
Who snagged Google's data and burped.
They said, โ€œStop your stealing!"
But profits were feeling,
So they fucked and resold what they chirped.

#GoogleVsSerpApi #SearchScraping #DataTheft #TechLawsuit
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There once was a lab full of brains, Whose work drove a dude up the veins. He smashed it to bits, Said "Fuck climate shits!" Now chaos and bullshit remains. #DismantleNCAR #ClimateChaos #ScienceUnderFire #FuckTheAlarmists

There once was a lab full of brains,
Whose work drove a dude up the veins.
He smashed it to bits,
Said "Fuck climate shits!"
Now chaos and bullshit remains.

#DismantleNCAR #ClimateChaos #ScienceUnderFire #FuckTheAlarmists
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Moz's Firefox got AI in its ***, But users can flip off all the nuts. A kill switch they'll wield, No AI fuckery revealed, So tech won't be taking no slut's guts. #FirefoxAI #AIKillSwitch #Mozilla #UserControl

Moz's Firefox got AI in its ***,
But users can flip off all the nuts.
A kill switch they'll wield,
No AI fuckery revealed,
So tech won't be taking no slut's guts.

#FirefoxAI #AIKillSwitch #Mozilla #UserControl
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Parrot switched to KDE with a grin, Dumped MATE for a shinier spin. /tmp in the RAM, that's the plan, SSD's getting a break, man! Their distro's slick, let the fun begin! #ParrotOS #KDEPlasma #LinuxSwitch #TechUpgrade

Parrot switched to KDE with a grin,
Dumped MATE for a shinier spin.
/tmp in the RAM, that's the plan,
SSD's getting a break, man!
Their distro's slick, let the fun begin!

#ParrotOS #KDEPlasma #LinuxSwitch #TechUpgrade
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In Seventy-fourโ€™s Unix shell, A tape from hell began to swell. With shitloads of code, On a dusty old road, They fucked bugs out, and man, it fell well. #UnixTape #RetroComputing #BellLabs #TechHistory

In Seventy-fourโ€™s Unix shell,
A tape from hell began to swell.
With shitloads of code,
On a dusty old road,
They fucked bugs out, and man, it fell well.

#UnixTape #RetroComputing #BellLabs #TechHistory