Good morning from our drought-tolerant yard project:

This is spectacular. Right on the money. Whoever wrote this absolutely understands our popular culture.

Having fun this morning. This is one friendly poop:

Ruby Bridges has an instagram account Desegregation wasn’t that long ago

Ryan Wesley Routh, the alleged shooter in today's incident against Trump, is a 60 year old white man with a history of mental illness. He appears to have voted for Trump in 2016 and his Facebook page has COVID conspiracies on it. He is not an immigrant nor is he Haitian.

It's already started, speculation that the most recent attack on Trump was staged, to help his faltering campaign. I wish I could say I didn't think it was possible.

These seem useful for self-defense.

Dear Donny: Why is it when people say you've gone as low as you can go, you go looking for a shovel?

a friend sent this to me

🔥 WATCH: “My work here is done. Meow.” Candice Bergen trolled J.D. Vance at the Emmy’s last night for his disparaging comments about single cat ladies and career-oriented women - which show how far we have(n’t) come.

I had a beautiful, vivid dream last night : Donald Trump had quit the race. I bet a lot of people in the GOP have that same dream.

These aren't easy to create. It has to be clear what you're parodying without just being that thing. What movies would you want to see Dear Donny in? #art #parody #Trump #Election2024 #SteveMartin #CarolKane

Weirdest thing you've used as a bookmark? getpocket.com/explore/item/h… #WritingCommunity #readers #books #writerlife

Guys, this is happening. Bad enough when families and doctors have to live with the loss of women they couldn't save, but it's so much worse when doctors feel they can't even try.

Please sit with the fact that neither gunman trying to assassinate Trump is a lefty Dem. Both are right-wing Trump voters. Call for violence often enough, and it eventually shows up.

It's the former prosecutor and the former teacher vs. the trust fund felon and the venture capitalist. If you think the choice won't affect your life, I have some bitcoin to sell you. #election

BREAKING: In a stunning announcement, Mike Johnson admits that Republicans may attempt to shut down the government ahead of November’s election. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this and know Republicans are responsible for any upcoming shutdown.

We're not just hiring a President, we're hiring a Vice-President. In a crisis, who do you want to have the nuclear codes: the former teacher who worked extra hours to help a student, or the hedge fund bro who admitted spreading dangerous lies to get attention? #HarrisWalz2024

Dear Donny: honey, you come with so much baggage, you're like an airport luggage carousel. And just like that carousel, there's a good chance you'll produce a ton of stuff we don't need, but never what we do, no matter how long we wait.