It will be so much better in a few years when we can watch secure in the knowledge that billionaire owners are retaining a greater percentage of profits. As the classic saying goes, lower the labor share of income, the better the sport

proper facking cricket

actually it's good for the competition when the full force of the in-house and broadcast partner media backs up the mind boggling insecurities of a team that hasn't lost for two years

there is a sickness deep in the heart of this club.

By my maths 11 of 18 AFLW clubs increased their primary city crowds in 2025 vs 2024, plus Port Adelaide's only fell due to not being Showdown host. The average of the 18 teams primary city crowds was up about 6% across the league.

they aren't sending their best

Zohran wins the day Dick Cheney dies? This could potentially become one of the greatest days in the Muslim calendar.

I am told that on his deathbed Dick Cheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet!

This is beautiful to me because it dispels the notion that men support athletes based on sporting quality, because they're smart and know more than silly girls, who pick on the basis of aesthetics. He has essentially done the same by reducing an athlete to aesthetic masculinity

don't worry guys, i've got a piece for AFL.​com​.au coming about why this is actually good for the league.

who the fuck do they think they are

her: i'm coming over, you better not be making it appear that the entire world is organized against your group when in fact you are in the most advantageous and powerful position in society when i get there my fascist ass:

if i was the western bulldogs i would simply have been an early investor into women's footy

andrew gets it. why can't the rest of you learn your place.

people take my frustration with north being so far ahead of the competition as frustration with north, and they're right. they're an evil club full of sin and i want nothing but the worst for them.

the thing i've always found distracting about this cover that no one will address is how much the girl in the bottom left ate that shit up