Howie’s receipt from lunch. Do you see the problem?

I’m so happy Joe had this run, 4.5 months and he did everything perfectly during that period

He deserved this moment at the top of the tree, a living legend 🙌

#AEWDynasty

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Woohoo!

AEW really needed a PPV like this

Swerve did it!!!!!! #AEWDynasty

His size & his WHAT???

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.

He said to the female whale, 'Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our

they’re called the wee hours of the morning because that’s when you have to wake up and wee

Sometimes the world is fair

The husband leans over and asks his wife 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?

We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'

OK, he says, 'How about

this has to be match of the year #AEWDynasty

📺Top 15 Primetime Shows (TV Guide, April 21, 1979)

Thailand

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, 'This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.'

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you want, son?'

There are still GOOD PEOPLE in this world!

A group of Good Samaritans PULLED a driver out from his burning car after he got in a crash on the I-94 highway.

The driver is now recovering from what could have been a very serious injury.

Iris‌‌h daughte‌‌r ha‌‌d no‌‌t bee‌‌n hom‌‌e fo‌‌r ove‌‌r ‌‌5 years‌‌. When she returned, he‌‌r Fathe‌‌r curse‌‌d he‌‌r heavily‌‌.

'Wher‌‌e hav‌‌e y‌‌e bee‌‌n al‌‌l thi‌‌s time‌‌, child‌‌? Wh‌‌y di‌‌d y‌‌e no‌‌t writ‌‌e t‌‌o us‌‌, no‌‌t eve‌‌n ‌‌a line‌‌? Wh‌‌y didn'‌‌t y‌‌e