BREAKING: The Netherlands officially labels Israel a national security threat for the first time over political interference.

"Guys he didn't die because we cut his food supplies but cuz we cut his med supplies"

Why on earth did they not just give us the chance to pay for a physical card? They literally can't do anything right.

Add that to the ever growing list of Liverpool players no one's ever heard of being sold for ridiculous amounts of money.

What a massive nerd.

Fella turns up for work whilst a whole football club goes bust. Sky Sports have really got their priorities in order.

Kirkdale was a trek to Goodison to be fair.

Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall is now on the way to Merseyside to complete a move up Everton where he will play at the Hill Dickinson Stadium. However, due to advice from Merseyrail, he will be walking from Moorfields Station to "get his steps in".

There are some boss local breweries in and around Liverpool (Colbier, Glen Affric, Azvex) and you've made fucking Budweiser the partner? Jesus wept.

Newcastle have won one league cup in about 60 years and now they think they're bigger than the biggest club in the world.

Absolutely love seeing stuff like this. 'mon the buffalos ✊🏻✊🏻

Fucking rats.

So good, this.

No introductions needed. Welcome back, Steven Nzonzi 🔴⚪️

New sponsor please Everton

Fella will play 23 games, be out for 18 months and score his only 2 goals for Burnley at Bramley Moore all within those 5 years.

Running it back. ⏪

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?