“This mf made the same song 1000 times”

We know Bellingham is an unbelievable player you don’t have to say “baller 😮‍💨” everytime he does a half turn.

That was absolutely abysmal. Watch this instead.

Goals came from a brace by Zak Munir (sponsored by Spirit Sports Equipment ), with 1 each from Harry_poole21 (sponsored by Geordie Consulting #PowerBI), Joe Thompson (not yet sponsored) & Tom Robson (sponsored by Neil Rutherford). Assists by Joe Thompson 2, Harry_poole21, Ryan Milburn & Billy Walker

A brilliant solo effort from Joe Thompson (not yet sponsored) was followed by a classy finish from Harry_poole21 (sponsored by Geordie Consulting #PowerBI). Assists from Ryan Milburn & Dan Morton. MOM was shared between Bobby Johnson & Zamo Khalil with Callum Harris close behind. #UTS

A comprehensive win saw us move up to 5th in the table. ⚽️⚽️⚽️ @ZacEvans1995 ⚽️⚽️⚽️ Joe Thompson ⚽️ Harry_poole21 (Geordie Consulting #PowerBI) ⚽️ Charlie Nagel ⚽️ Billy Walker ⚽️@TomBoothroyd1(@IggyPopBarker) MON reece #UTS

RIP to Rich Homie Quan his DJ harmonizing on Lifestyle will never get old

"Can you make sure he gets me roses this time"🌹😂🤣

What a Win. Terrific performance and result as we took all 3 points from a hard game at Killingworth FC ⚽️⚽️ Tom Robson (@neilrutherford8) ⚽️ @ZacEvans1995 🅰 🅰 Joe Thompson 🅰 Harry_poole21 (Geordie Consulting #PowerBI) MOM Joe Thompson (just ahead of Callum Harris & James Blakey #UTS

You don’t miss 2000s Barclays. You miss being a kid and watching sports without responsibilities. You miss coming home from school and playing FIFA with your friends. You miss watching sports free of Twitter agendas.

Superb away win today at high flying Bedlington FC as we progress through to league cup QFs ⚽️⚽️ Harry_poole21 (Geordie Consulting #PowerBI) ⚽️ Joe Thompson ⚽️ Callum Harris 🅰 🅰 Tomas (@IggyPopBarker) 🅰 Joe Thompson 🅰 Ryan Milburn MOM Joe Thompson / Callum Harris #UTS

3 more points to the tally as we put last week’s cup defeat on pens behind us with a resounding win today ⚽️⚽️ Joe Thompson ⚽️ 🅰 Billy Walker ⚽️ 🅰 Harry_poole21 (Geordie Consulting #PowerBI) ⚽️Dan Morton 🅰 @ZacEvans1995 🅰 Callum MOM reece pipping George Riley #UTS

Administrative oversight means that last week’s tweet went into drafts but a poor day at the office last week saw us go out of the Minor Cup in Round 2 again and lose again on penalties to Hazelrigg, and probably deservedly so. ⚽️ Joe Thompson 🅰 adi anjos MOM Joe Thompson

The moment you have all been waiting for... 🙌 Here's the Pre-Christmas Schedule for the 2024/25 Paddy Power World Darts Championship, starting December 15. 👉 bit.ly/25WCSchedule

Outstanding performance today from the lads in this top of the table clash, and especially in the first half to see us 3-0 at HT. Very proud management team ⚽️ Harry_poole21 (Geordie Consulting #PowerBI) ⚽️⚽️ 🅰️ Joe Thompson ⚽️ 🅰️ 🏆 George Riley 🅰️ @Tom_Boothroyd1 🅰️ Tom Robson #UTS

18’ GOAL! Joe Thompson cuts onto his left and fires into the bottom corner… Stan A lead 1-0!

56’ Back in front! A beautiful ball in from the right and Joe Thompson taps it home for his second! 2-1

FULL TIME! Three points for Stan A in our first Northern Football Alliance Premier Division game! Heaton Stannington A 4-3 Ponteland United

Terrific way to start the season and a top class effort from the lads in a hard fought game ⚽️⚽️ Joe Thompson (TD Performance Therapy) ⚽️⚽️ James Harper (spiritsports_ ) 🅰️reece 🅰️James Blakey 🅰️@Tom_Boothroyd1 ⭐ Harry_poole21 (Geordie Consulting #PowerBI) Zamo Khalil

Newcastle United, 1996-97. ✔️ That iconic Adidas kit ✔️ Shearer's first and Keegan's last ✔️ The Tyne Bridge backdrop ✔️ The incredible Entertainers squad The mid 90s was an exciting time to be a Toon fan 🖤🤍 #NUFC