Confirmed: Manchester United vs Liverpool has been postponed #MUFC

Paul Simon on Opposite Day

Le Tissier is gunna struggle, he only knows how to make hats out of tin foil

Love this photo 🙏

Injury time winner against them Rangers cunts

Mooms - A man of Justice & Peace Londonbelly

Even Cadburys are having a crack at covering sunshine on Leith.

It’s the nuts mate Real Madrid C.F.

He must be shocked to discover that they still haven't

whatever united designed a lot of people would say it was shite regardless, but that truly is hilariously bad

"your task is to design the UK's biggest stadium"

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 41st year in a row

Just took 93yr old mum to vote, she’s registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, “which box for KNEECAP?" A cheer went up from the waiting voters.

That old Champions League, eh?

The Holy Mass will now be split into four quarters to allow for advertisements and the sale of concessions.