We just won trivia night, which proves I have a higher IQ in Portland

PDX

Just because you never give up, doesn’t mean you’ll make it

IP is the ultimate asset, don’t get it twisted

Dimensionally challenged

It’s been so long since someone told me to slow down on drinks at a wedding

If French Montana can lock down a Dubai princess, anything is truly possible

People will start off with “no shade” and then proceed to give the shadiest take on the situation known to man

Better to lose a lover than love a loser

Clipse album drops tonight

Vowed never to bet on sports again but this Wimbledon shit easy

In case yall don’t hear from me it’s because the cashier said enjoy your order and I replied “you too”

🖕🏽🧊

Had to explain to a kid the significance of the brand Fubu and why I couldn’t wear it back in the day

Lying is for children, tf I look like? A teenager?

At the function saying Trey Songz shot Meg

Getting tricked out in Hawaii, zero complaints

Have you ever gotten a lap dance the long way?

Eating ice cream in the rain. Honolulu, I love you.

I’d tell you to go to hell, but you’re out of vacation days