I still think about the time EXTREMELY SIOUX CITY GUY ordered a buffalo chicken pizza and told the waitress to make sure it was boneless.

What in the fuck Caleb Williams lmao

“go and try to get ICE agents to kill you on camera. I will stay here in my gated mansion and beat the shit out of my son. the retarded one” Tim Walz is so brave

Well this is awful. Tonight me and my gf doordashed Wendy’s. The order was taking forever so I checked the map. Our dasher was on a back road and not moving. I called the Dasher and police answered. Long story short, it turns out he was involved in a crash that ended his

They got absolutely worked by the Hawks. 41-3. Proud isn’t a word I’d use Timothy.

Made a belt out of watches. It was a real waste of time.

Anytime I’m cold I usually just go to the corner of the room. It’s typically 90 degrees there.

Just left my job at the elevator business. It had too many ups and downs.

I miss Mark Gronowski and the Iowa Hawkeyes.

12 years ago today, Adam Woodbury shushed a raucous CHA crowd after a dunk. One of the funniest Iowa basketball moments of all time. The #Hawkeyes would win this game 85-67 and reach the Big Dance for the first time in eight years.

Let’s all agree to win with class. Remember, hockey is our 4th best sport as a country and it’s all Canada has so we need to be kind when we tell the rest of the world to suck our dicks from the back 🇺🇸 #Class

An All-Time GIF right here

Earlier today the government tested the largest suction cup ever created. I’m not sure how the pulled it off.

The look I give my wife after putting the kids to bed and she still says absolutely not tonight.

DONALD TRUMP: he ME TO THE TV SCREEN: DIED LIKE A DOG

My culture is not your costume

the "boys are back in town" may be a happy anthem but its very pleasure also depends on sorrow. for while we celebrate the boys' return we also know they must leave. even now the hour of their departure draws close. perhaps we ourselves will be the ones who drive them away

Today is March 5th aka 305 day. Mr. Worldwide Day Pitbull EXTREMELY SIOUX CITY GUY

I’d feel like a real loser to be associated with the Norwalk school district.